agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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so-humorous:

more thats so raven here
myfairytaleeverafter:


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holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

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